MELK (RNG Rage-rant)

i mean our squad sometimes ends up till the neck in nurgle “goo” yet wakes up all fresh and dandy on the mourningstar :thinking:

some real warp shenanigans here at play :laughing:

that relic of the third war finger´s been human ?

anyways, got some “feeling” our merry band of rejects will see the inquisitor up close when the atoma campaign comes to an end, one way or the other :cold_face:

Hank Scorpio GIFs | Tenor

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After thorough cleansing, sanctification and/or removing those deemed corrupted (my head canon), all 4 of MY operatives clad themselves in ARMOR OF CONTEMPT!
(I might purge loner psyker soon though).

Relict from Third War is an ork finger.
It’s the Witch Fingers and Lucky Finger that makes me suspicious:


If the psyker was sancioned and/or part of St. Messelina cult it should be fine - should be…


Hmm. Hmmmmmmm…

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AHA…

no further questions your honor

and yes :

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Until proper Inquisitorial Trial is organized we can’t be sure if the items are of heretical nature.
If they are - in fact - lost relics of a one of lesser Saints of St. Messelina cult, Reject/Rejects in their possession could get charged with theft of Adeptus Ministorum assets…
(That is, if said offenders survive till Trail)

Severity of punishment would depend on Relict Class (First to Third) and of course,
if it was just a counterfeit it would have its own consequences.

Anyway!
Commodore should get purged together with Reject/Rejects that bought one of those two.

If they happen to be just Third Class relicts which can be legally owned for protection against the Arch Enemy, said Rejects and Hallowette’s next of kin would receive formal apology NEVER.

That’s how I see it.


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see post and “sample” above, i´d accept any sentence afterwards if “fornication” was successful.

not many chances in the 40k universe for us rejects i wager :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

come to think of it, hive ganging has its perks i´m sure :thinking:

:bulb:

memo to my past self 14 years ago : get shirt made “lets fornicate”

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SAME GROXDUNG CONTRACTS OVER AND OVER AGAIN!
MELK YOU PRICK! (sob)

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Make Melk contracts give cosmetics or aquillas.

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Another fabulous Monday with karking Melk…
@FatsharkStrawHat, can something be done about Melk? Please?
A dropdown that’ll allow to choose contracts so it wouldn’t cost more than 200k per operative?

Or any other solution?

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Just one operative, just one! Costed me 877 500 dockets…
MEEEEEEELK!


This vile asshat gave me 750 ranged scab contract 4 KARKING TIMES!
ARGH!

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What are you using the Melk bucks for?

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Weapons, if you don’t have them all.
But now? I think it’s more of a fight to limit the frustration of the new players to be honest.
I know what I’ve been dealing with for the last 1,91(6) year and I don’t wish anyone to have to struggle through the same.

I legitimately wonder if you have spent more dockets on Melk than I have ever earned…

:flushed:

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According to a conversation I overheard between Melk and Morrow, he’s being reassigned.
Apparently he’s now taking a more active supervisory approach on squad deployments and iirc will soon whip us in to shape.

We should be so … lucky? :japanese_ogre:

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It is possible…

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Yesterday I’ve managed to get missions I wanted on two operatives without spending more than 50k total.
That prick is up to something…

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I knew it… There is a saying, do not praise beep, before beep.
1 MILION ORDO DOCKETS SPENT ON ONE OPERATIVE (Zealot) to get non ranged melee Dregs and Scabs (and not even 1000 but 750 on both!)

Are you still actually buying stuff from Melk @Lt.DavinFelth ?

Because I’m a bit like you in that I always sort my missions out for the week, but I strangely ignore my inner common sense that screams “you’ve not had to buy from Melk for 8 weeks now!”.

It’s habit. And completion-ism! I can’t help arranging those tasks even if I know I’m unlikely to bother finishing them this week!

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Sometimes…
I always complete them though.
I’m waisting my life because some [Redacted] at FS can’t give me a break.

Not happy with Melk this week, not happy at all, again…
I’m butthurt.

Fixed:

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It’s Monday.
yay…

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