Alright Fatshark, I have some tiny recommendations for improving our beloved Heretic Removal Simulator:
New Classes
Commissar Class
Comes with two loyal Guardsmen. You can sacrifice one for a team-wide buff. He “heroically redeploys” at the next checkpoint. Commissariat-approved mental health system.
Heavy Weapons Specialist
Let me set up a proper heavy machine gun nest, Dawn of War style. I want to become the suppressing fire.
Rager/Berserker
Dual-wield two two-handed weapons. Yes,
Techno-Necromancer
A heretical Adeptus Mechanicus using Necron tech. Is this Lore wise? Awnser: Necromancy.
Steve
Just a Necron Flayed One wearing Imperial Guard clothes badly. We all pretend not to notice.
Two Skavens in a Trenchcoat
Just go with it.
New Enemies (Please.)
Orks
They smelled a good fight and showed up. Makes sense, lore supports it, and it’d be hilarious.
Tyranids
They were hungry and heard the cafeteria was serving Reject Tartare.
New Game Mode:
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Endless Holdout
We dig in and hold a position until the Space Marines show up (or more realistically, never).
No extraction. No escape. Just steel, faith, and screaming. -
Warzone (PvPvE Chaos)
Two enemy factions are already fighting each other (example: Orks vs Tyranids vs Papa Nurgle), and we get dropped right into the middle of that absolute warcrime.
There are two strike teams (Team A and Team B), each with a different assassination target:
Team A: Kill the Ork Warboss
Team B: Kill the Nurgle Champion
Whichever team eliminates their target first wins.
But here’s the twist:
The enemy factions are actively fighting each other in the environment.
The battlefield is dynamic, shifting, and unpredictable.
Your squad has to push through the chaos, avoid getting 3rd-partied by literal monsters, and secure the kill before the other team does.
Think of it like Gambit, but instead of bank deposits and cute aliens, it’s:
Orks screaming WAAAGH, Tyranids swarm-eating the walls, and Nurgle vomiting plague oceans.
No stealth.
No coordination with the other team.
Just pure, imperial-approved mayhem.
More Weapons. I mean a lot more:
Missile Launcher
Grenade Launcher
Acid Sprayer (flamethrower but worse)
Smoke Grenades (force everyone to melee, including snipers)
Portable cover deployers
Portable sentry guns
Mini-laser gun
Gauss weapons (Necron love)
Chain hammers
Flame swords / flame axes / flame hammers
Shock rifles
Claw gauntlets (Wolverine, but pious)
Dual-wield pistols / smgs
Flails (bonus points if they drip incense or fire)
Chain-flail-gun?? Yes.
Laser chain sword (we know it makes no sense, add it anyway)
Big-ass scythes and laser scythes
Orb of Reanimation (risk: Necromancy. reward: Necromancy.)
Comically large banner for +Morale aura
Land mines
Laser shotgun
Laser Shovel
Fire Shovel
Shock Shovel
Chain Shovel
Two-handed greatshovel
In conclusion:
I don’t care about lore. I just want more mayhem.