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This is why dogs are better. Never, ever, never heard of anyone who had allergies from dogs. Anyone that says otherwise is a cat propagandist masquerading as a human to spread cat supremacy. True story by the way, beware cat posters.

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I’m alergic to both dogs (very) and cats (a bit) but it didn’t stop me from having two - Cats of course.


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Cat paws wrote this post

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kneaded*

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Yeah they all have less but not 0. I just don’t see myself cleaning it enough. According to the doctor if I were to live with one (except hairless) I could develop asthma. And Asthma ain’t worth it (much to the dismay of my partner).

Were looking at something like this plus allergy reducing food and a cat that has less allergens but still a lot of work and a lot of cleaning.

Or you know… just get one of these (litter trained like cats but can be walked like dogs):

(Never thought this thread would go in this direction)

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Huh. I don’t really know what the upkeep is for Cats. I’ve never had one, only had dogs growing up, such as: a Pitbull, A Labrador/German Shepard Mix, also a Boxer too. By the way be careful with Pitbulls and Boxers. If they’re not trained properly or have appropriate venues to expel their energy then they can get destructive. Those types of dogs need to be stimulated.

Anyways, cats, right, I always thought cats kind of clean themselves. So it’s my first time hearing that you need to clean em’.

Depends on breed, but usually - yeah. And it’s more like ā€œafter themā€ not them per se. For example British cat I used to have… If she wasn’t combed at least once a week, after a month you could brush-out a brand new (if a bit dusty) cat or two out of her. I swear, there was some sort of Warp portal under her fur dedicated to Sixth Chaos God… Fur for the Fur throne, Let the Fur flow and all that.

After she went to a better place, it took 6 months of regular washing, ductaping, dusting and cleaning for my clothes to stop resembling fur coats.

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Yeah I can feel that pain. Luckily the dogs I used to have had short coats. So it wasn’t too much trouble. Here’s an example of what it’s like to clean a boxer:

Very, very, easy. Also:

Sorry for your loss. Hope she’s in a better place.

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What if i’m the heretic?

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i am joining the club

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This has veered wildly OT. Love pets tho, feel free to spin up a pet-thread in the Fatshark Lounge

Please try to stay on topic :slight_smile:

@Fatshark_Hedge Good lad, thank you. Also, come on brother, tell me you didn’t enjoy the pet posting.

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I love pets! I’m host to a few :smiley: A dedicated pet thread is always welcome!

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Mwahaha! Now you’re off topic! Checkmate!

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Waiting for the content drop…

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So back to topic at hand. Hmm, what unreasonable request might I make… (Evil Laugh Sound Effect - YouTube)

I know! Comlinks, why can’t they be done in character and recorded? Imagine if you will:
Grendyl (or his right-hand-man… I mean woman - Catfish) in ā€œthe Evil Goon Uniformā€, (a floor-length coat covered with skulls, purity seals and buckles, and with one of those stupid ā€œLook at me I’m in the Inquisitionā€ hats) delivering a message (would be great if stylised as one from the cutscenes - in that case just a hat would be enough) on new maps, types of missions (flash?) or new modifiers.

Hadron could deliver info on nerfs, buffs, new weapons example:
Lasgun Nerf: Since ogryns cannot understand lasgun powerpacks are not for entertainment (hihi, it tickles my tongue, boss) or eating lower voltage batteries been issued.
Power weapons buff (fun): We finally received long awaited internal batteries for Power Weapons, until now we were forced to replace them temporarily with dynamos because previous shipment was tainted.

Shipmistress Brahm - new locations on the Mouringstar or changes to already established locations.
Alice Hallowette - new cosmetics.

And so on and so forth…

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James got you fam

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Cringe and sad… but mostly sad, VO for patch notes… after all the dumpster fires, it’s just feel as a bottom of the barrel attempt to make somewhat buzz about a DEAD game…

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The Wyrmwood vids are more narratively interesting than anything in game.

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