MELK (RNG Rage-rant)

Accidentally posted this in the wrong thread before…

But I’d like to add another day of seething hatred and boiled blood… But to Brunt today.

I just spent over 2.2 MILLION DOCKETS buying Karsolas pickaxes. You know how many were over 370? 4!!!

How many of the 4 were with points distributed even closely to how I wanted? 0.

Not 1 single useful pickaxe for 2.2 million dockets.

FCK YOU MELK. FCK YOU BRUNT. F*CK YOU HADRON. Nest of charlatans.

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I understand your rage, I really do.

Black Rage Blood Angels GIF

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2 days in a row Melk sells weapons with tier 3 and 2 blessings.
Only 3 weapons had tier 4 blessing (one each), on one operative out of four… AAARGH!

What A Gigantic Turd An Unformed Pile GIF

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Yep… Melk is still an ass.
10% effort Melk besmirching post

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Bla bla bla, Melk bad, me mad - keeping thread alive.

pobrane (16)

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Oh you’re so right. Contract system (together with shops and crafting) are the worst parts of the game right now. Maybe stability issues too…
I don’t think that contracts should be endless - think how many families it’d ruin…
But people should be able to choose the contracts they want to complete, not this garbage gold sink.
Separate dregs/scabs contracts should either go, be merged or have a separate tier.
There’re too few contract varieties right now. Every week I take: kill melee/ranged dregs/scabs, then circlies and cubies then monsters. That’s it.
Finish 8 missions? I play PUG auric, so, no, thanks. No death run is no for the same reason. Grims / books? Noone searches for them in DT, so unless you’re running a bookclub with your friends you’ll go mad trying to make randoms help you with books.
Well there’re no more contracts…
So, contract system must be improved.

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Bbbbud, do you know that max trinket is 21%?

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I’ve assumed it is as I’ve never seen higher. Probably had less than 15 of 21% health curios ever.

Pretty sure the highest Toughness I’ve ever seen is 17%, maybe 18% but can’t remember as I don’t use Toughness curios.

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I collect all high lvl curios for the knack of it…
Max lvl for toughness is 17

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Not to mention 90% of purchasable weapons from him are worse than what you can craft or grind for and often times they don’t even have tier 4 blessings meaning most of his stock isn’t even worth buying just to dismantle it. Why would I do pointless repetitive tasks that hamper and TELL ME HOW I should play the game instead of just letting me go have fun in exchange for loot that’s worse than everything I have and has no use to me at all? There is no reason to even bother with it really.

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max are 21 hp, 17 tough, 3 stamina. i bag these every time i see one, no matter what i’ll do with them after the crafting rework. playing lottery, no.

as for melk, i got almost all t4 blessings. i even collect those that aren’t relevant, just for completeness sake, because who knows what fatshark intends with their mastery / expertise system. but: considering i play the game since the beta, you really need patience with melk.

playing all classes (and having time to do so) certainly helps. but sometimes i feel like playing ogryn for example, there’s CI-VI with scabs only on maelstrom, but no, my psyker needs 50 dregs to finish the contract and get that 1000 bonus.

that melk guy can fly out of an airlock, right after hallowette.

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scab/dreg and melee/ranged kills are a humiliation ritual. they should be:
Scab kill in general
Dreg kills in general
OR
melee kills in general
ranged kills in general
imagine trying to get a single melee kill when you have a purge psyker on the team or getting ranged kills when theres a shield ogryn blocking your shots while also killing 8 mobs per swing.

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Quick reminder - Melk is a prick.

Random shopping at Brunt’s Basics™ is false economy @MadMartigan .

Far better camping the shop from the Chrome web browser plug in. Takes 1 minute every hour, vs 30-40 hours of gaming and some RNG nonsense.

Wait til you see what you want, then buy it.

Honestly has the same time investment, and leaves your purse intact.

I do that too. Always buy 370+ weapons whenever they pop up, even if I don’t use them. Just good to have a stash. Got nought else to spend dockets on anyway. Commissiary hasn’t updated since 1979.

I only use brunt if I’m going for a specific weapon/build or have bricked one I wanted to use differently.

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Just keeping thread alive till crafting update…
Oh, right! Almost forgot: Melk is a prick.

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Poof - another Million + (1 000 000) Dockets gone in an blink of an eye (I wish it was that fast - I’ve lost 15 minutes and couple more of braincells I’m sure).

Why Melk, WHY?! Why do you give me 4 monstrosities, 400 plasteel and 100 diamantine missions over and over again?
What’s the point? AGRH!

a cartoon drawing of a frog with a huge mouth and teeth

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What heretical, blasphemous, sorcerous necromancy is this? Asking nicely? How scandalous.