[Joke] new conditions suggestions

Warhammer 40,000: Darktide General Discussion
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  • Mutants’ Mutiny: uh oh, some slipped mutant juice in your rations, there is a chance for allies to randomly turn into mutants for a short duration (ogryns have double the chance, cause they eat a lot)

  • Flamer convention: You crashed the wrong party, flamers spawn rate increased by 1000%.

  • 360 no scope: the level is infested with snipers, snipers aim and shoot 75% faster.

  • Gas Leak: health depletes over time, hope you brought a mask.

  • Hunting grounds: this one is silly, but, more hounds I guess.

  • Ogryn boot camp: chaos ogryns have boot camps around this time of year, all enemies are ogryns.

  • Blinding lights: AAAHHHHH MY EYES.

  • Traitor: One of your teammates is traitor, and can kill anyone out of the coherency range of other allies (oooh sussy).

  • Hunting grounds 2: More hounds, but they are invisible and silent till they get a close to you.

  • Battle cocktail: You were administered a brand new experimental battle cocktail, you will perform much better in battle* (*Side effects include but are not limited to: visual hallucinations, puking, blindness, and instant death)

  • Hunting grounds 3: hounds with pox burster’s tied to their backs.

  • Hunting grounds 4: Smaller hounds that bite you then run away, they always spawn in your blind spot.

  • Hunting grounds 5: Bigger hounds that swallow you then spit you out into a death pit.

  • Hunting grounds 6: One immortal hound that attacks when you aren’t looking.

Thank you all for reading, fatshark, please add, thaaaanks.

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Snipers 360 no scope you quite often already, come round a corner and bam. literally within 2 seconds, faster than you can register, and their followup shot almost as fast. Server lag doesn’t help

already have that, it’s a nightmare and I activley avoid those maps, struggle to dodge them already

May I introduce you to the surge staff? Tried it myself, I am not photosensitive, but my head was hurting afterwards, plus its really hard to see around you when you’re charging it up.

This is already a thing. Not unusual to get rekt by a sneaky hound.

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lol

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Hunting Grounds 7 - Hounds have skateboards do tricks while you sit and watch, bring a scoreboard 0-10

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Joke? Most of those sound like they would be pretty fun.

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Sniper Hunt - All ranged enemies replaced with Snipers

Snipe Hunt - No enemies present on map, but the sound track continues to make it sound like hordes or bosses spawn on occasion (they never arrive)

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Let’s enjoy this beautiful memery before it is closed like the “Further Nerf Psyker Thread”.

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Lunch time - All ammo drops are replaced with grenades.

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My bad penances thread is still around so this one should be safe, I think.

My dumb conditions:

Stummer Field - Enemy aggro range reduced, but no sound cues/effects.

Slaught Slaught Slaught - Both players and enemies cannot stop moving forwards and attacking with melee.

Emperor’s Most Humble Creatures - Both you and your enemies are 1/10th scale.

Emperor’s blades - Melee only, but you can block ranged attacks and parry projectiles back at enemies. (what constitutes as a projectile TBD).

The Floor is Lava - Most floors hurt you; climb railings, crates and barrels to survive!

Elite Elites - Increase elite enemy spawn rate, with a % chance that they spawn as a monstrosity-equivalent version.

Till Death do we part - Drains toughness then health when out of coherency. Damage taken is spread between all members in coherency.

Blood Tornadoes - It didn’t make sense in Chaos Wastes, it doesn’t have to make sense here.

Reanimation Protocols - Non-Terror enemies have a 30% chance to get back up once a short time after being killed.

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Totally Radical - Increased daemonhost spawns, some may be friendly… for a short while.

Tranq Double Dosage - Increased depressants are pumped into the air circulatory systems - 40% slower movement and attack speed unless you are wearing a rebreather or mask.

Enemy Mine - 10x enemy spawns, but factions hate and attack each other (factions are Terrors, Scabs, Dregs, Ogryns)

Contagious Carriers - Some non-elite enemies can explode in a cloud of debilitating and damaging gas.

Overcharged Circulators - Strong winds always pushing you in a randomly set direction.

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If they were optional and didn’t take up 50% of the missions on the board.

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The joke is that people don’t get the joke. More poxhounds is the solution.

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crash mode: the game crashes even more often
console mode: the game is capped at a “smooth” 30 or 60 fps

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Amogus - beware of friendly fire

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Hunting grounds 666

All enemies are hounds of varying sizes. hounds jump out of crates that you open, every objective is now hound related.
The only humanoid enemy has a gun that shoots hounds.

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“Broken Comms” - Hadron keeps calling the team Good Varlets every 5 seconds on the loop.