“The famous friar of Ubersreik, in a moment of divine inspiration, plucked a pig from the sty and placed the poor beast on his head. As if by some miracle, the creature did not leave or struggle to let go, though it was later discovered the priest had applied a heavy streak of glue on his bald pate.”
It’s actually in the lore.
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wtf
Something like that can’t be written while being sober.
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Doesn’t make it any less heretical! Hopefully this is as far as the silly stuff goes. If I ever see the barrel armor from the Hobbit I’m calling the witch hunters.
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You say that as if I wouldn’t actually be down for a barrel skin for slayer…
It would have to be Iron Breaker or Ranger Veteran, as armor on a Slayer really breaks lore.