Chain Weapons are just wrong

[Reginald]

Good afternoon. I have come to report that I have fixed the Heavy Chainsword and Eviscerator.

Reminder that this petition exists and was formally adopted by all reasonable people of right reason.

Petition to rename Eviscerator to Heavy Chainsword

The Tigrus MKII Heavy Eviscerator is improperly sized. It doesn’t have the right VFX and SFX. It sounds pretty good, aside from the paddle lights and maybe better audio mixing on heavy attacks. It also hits too weakly to really scream “eviscerator” let alone HEAVY eviscerator. I hereby petition to change the name of this weapon to reflect its true nature. Heavy Chainsword. In lore and in my 5th Ed rulebook he Heavy Chainsword is a 2 handed chainsword. The Eviscerator is an even bigger even mor…

First of all there will now be two weapons. The Tigrus MKII Heavy Chainsword and the Tigrus MKIX Eviscerator.

Second of all they have the following stats cards:

Heavy Chainsword: I made it good now

Don’t hold out on me Fatshark. I know this is just a few JSON edits away.

Eviscerator: swing speed near 0

Both weapons are remarkably distinct and have different niches and both are good weapons for different use cases. Thank you for attending my TEDX Talk.