i know how it feels man, been fighting that damn censorship since the early 90s, heck late 80s even if you count c64 games.
ironically no one even bats an eye releasing wolfenstein titles uncut nowadays, the holy grail of sticking the to the censors.
mortal kombat, another “favorite” lost a bit of the forbidden fruit appeal when since 11 all’s fine and dandy getting an 18 age rating.
now granted the last “white whale”, the last “big ooorah” (or so i thought) was the mindfkkery with dead island 2, but then again which self respecting german gamer is buying a german version?
“yuck”
so, and heres the vital part… you KNEW up fronts what puzzy softwash this version was and made another account to register the foreign version onto.
voila, gory glory and all is right and well again.
whats the problem and issue i got with the whole thing, is getting sucker punched after 2 years of owning the proper version and getting a in return in regards to “age restrictions” when german law cant do once a rating has passed.
i.e the once holy grail of “strafrechtlich unbedenklich” predator 1987 uncut with all the juicy nice dangly corpses hanging from the trees and organs neatly arranged below (yes i know first grader stuff in todays times) “can” be show in normal evening tv, being rated 16 as of now.
see, games get removed from the “index” in case of wolfenstein, half life etc as you cant scare a toddler with these ancient graphics and young folk see some really grotesque stuff just scrolling tik tok.
back in the day we had rotten(scrap the adress, its literally going to link, and you NOT want to go there )and ogrish but hey now its an app
anyways stuff gets rated lower if anything as time moves on… castrating after 2 years just to appease the for all we know non existant law suits?
german “kaspers” got more problems right now than to bother about me jiggling around some nurgle corpses.
nah, the boggyman evil mustache isnt edgy enough anymore, you can buy wolfenstein games with your morning coffee in every store that sells games and hot caffeinated breweries
japan tentacle stuff never was a problem here in germantown, some 12 pm commercials could pass as hentai somewhere else around the globe
its bizarro world where tits 4ss and nipples dont get anyone panties in a twist (the irony) but violence is a no-no.
we are a slaneesh country sir, khorne is not welcome here