Wait a moment,let me take out my violin.
Okay go
yes. I remember when there was a couple betas - FS basically broke into people’s homes to gather feedback and information
sec,gotta play the violin harder
okay
with the betas and all the feedback FS tapped keys so hard that they scraped their fingers to the bone, but by god they delivered! They fxed silent patrols, they fixed enemies spawning in plain sight and a plethora of other bugs who nobody suspected to see in a finished game. They, wasting the precious minutes of their lives
sorry,the tears are making it hard to hold the violin, let me wipe them
okay
wasting the precious minutes of their lives they posted the bugfixes on the forums and yet heartless people had the audacity to somehow make these bugs occur regardless and then spit in FS face with their demands of “fixing”.
After all FS has been through, when they spent so much of their time and money flipping assets from VT1 all they got was a measly 30 million dollars. Think about the kiddies. FS has like 50 people working for it, if the sales money were divided equally, that would be merely 600 000 dollars per person(minus production costs). Who can live on such scrape salary? They released FS as CHARITY and people still have their demands! It’s just disgusting.
wait,I dropped my violin because my hands are shaking from agitation
here we go,I picked it up so I’ll continue playing and telling this tale of woe and unfair treatment
FS, making this inredible game that cost them, I’m sure, at least 50 000 $, scraping their fingers to the bone and working day and night to deliver a quality product…they dared to have a dream, a dream of keep decorations and cosmetic items and glorious pictures in the keep…but there just wasn’t enough time. FS knew that the most important thing that every single player will want to play will be Twitch mode- obviously every player in the world is a streamer and they need games to stream in order to get publicity in this oversaturated marker. So FS had to push away the things they promised, they quickly made 3 armor skins and colored them green for luck and put away their dreams of keep decorating and such, because they knew,they KNEW that people need to get the single most important feature that makes the game whole and complete -twitch mode. Did they deliver? Oh yes they did. They even fixed all isssues with it on launch day, delaying launch issues and crashes, because they KNEW that people NEEDED Twitch mode to live & breathe.
This SMALL INDIE STUDIO that sold ONLY a bit more than a MILLION copies of their perfect, extremely polished game with all the important promised features included, after injuring themselves, not getting any sleep and spending out of their own pockets to deliver Twitch mode are now VILIFIED for supposedly not deliveringing something they promised and for (it’s obviously the HATERS who came up with all those lies) some silly,small, barely noticeable bugs and for their brilliant design decisions that have forseen all the issues that may come up and are as simple and as little time consuming as possible. It’s simply not fair. It obviously is a witch hunt, princes and princesses complaining that everything isn’t perfect. These powerful, influential entities are yet again out to get THE LITTLE GUY and it’s vile,disgusting and plain wrong.
sorry,my violin broke because I was playing it so hard so I’ll have to end here, but before I finish I want to ask al the haters the most important queston ever in the history of gaming: did you know that Fatshark is a SMALL INDIE STUDIO???
let it sink in.