This God Forsaken Game - A Poem for FS

It would be really NICE
If we could have our MICS
In this god forsaken GAME

With no way to call OUT
We’ll have nothing but FALLOUT
In this god forsaken GAME

And then there’s the ELITES
To hear them would be SWEET
In this god forsaken GAME

So if you could fix this GLITCH
So i can scratch this ITCH
Then i could play this god forsaken GAME

Thank you

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The scheme could use some work but the message really moves me

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Of all the things you could be complaining about, it’s mics?

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In the grim darkness of the far future, there is no working audio.

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Bravo! I was really moved…

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@OgrynNamedMario

Please sit TIGHT
We don’t need MIC
In this god forsaken GAME

When you feel the NEED
To scream and PLEED
we wont remember your NAME

you might feel FRIGHT
an uncontrollable FIGHT
In this god forsaken GAME

Feel at EASE
Learn to CHEESE
and play your way to FAME

Thank you

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Of all the things you could be complaining about, it’s mics?

Yea… that’s the whole point of this post.

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I may be missing it, but in game mics work? At least when I use em.

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I mute the in-game voice channel… first off the quality is garbage so it’s hard to understand anyone through that garbled mess in the first place, second: the only people I’ve ever heard on mic in-game are hot-mic’ers or racist trolls, so I’d rather just ignore it as I currently do.

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I really wish I could
Cop a kasrkin look I would

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Idk, this was reminiscent of Robert Frost to me. The prose, the face value message, the hidden meaning behind the words. I’ve never seen such beautiful wordsmithing since Tolkien

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yeah i have only discord, and in-game mic is off for exactly this reason, that for 1 guy who says useful things you get 10 clowns. and hearing that the coming ps5 crowd has mics on their controllers by default insures i keep it off :smile:

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Then im astounded, even the mics can fail in DT.

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we have reached peak Ogryn poetry, who would have ever thought it would happen?

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