The Known Mystery of Short Enemies in Ascension Riser 31

Today I have discovered perhaps the least interesting thing in Darktide.

Enemies are Miraculously Shrinking in Size in Ascension Riser 31! :speaking_head:

New Threat in Atoma?

Not really rising are we?

Look at this comparison!

Is the 6th deploying DWARFS now??
No, of course not.
Then what’s going on?
The Emperor himself is rising us from the filthy nurgly ground!

LOOK AT THIS


The close up on FEET:


Oh hey, they’re just mad because we are able to do something with our BLESSED :pray: God Emperor and feet, that they’ll never be able to achive in their entire life, so yeah, they stink :nurgle:


I just found short enemies funny, that’s the whole reason for doing all this :blush:

Here’s the bug report on this

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SHORT?!

giphy (1)

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What, are you gonna call Ragnarok101 for that?

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The end times are truly upon us.

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This is something I never would’ve noticed since Ascension Riser 31 is my least played mission, I don’t hate it, it just never seems to be on the random mission board.

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Tiny Ogyrns and Crushers are so cute there.

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NO ALLIANCE

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