So, do we know when we are due the first actual update yet?

[MarxistDictator]

The good news is no one needs to be.

@FatsharkCatfish

In the first weeks of May, we will release a minor patch, after which you can expect a sizable patch alongside a content drop

They already clarified this before the April comms, and that the penaces/cosmetics are the first of 2 updates for May. The second one being a content drop.