Rarities and curiosities: Melk needs to work harder!

For those at end-game; Melk serves no real purpose. Since the crafting rework it’s clear that little he offers is of value.

As a suggestion - maybe Melk should offer battlefield curiosities. NB Not curios.
Such as:

  • Weapons with non-60 dump stat

    • why? How many of you have a weapon with 5 * 76 stats ? Almost inevitably the rolls end up at 80 on at least one stat, most often 3. Maybe Melk should serve up some weapons that don’t.
  • Weapons that have a >80 stat

    • Could be contentious this one. But serve up some weapons with an 83 stat for example. Something not that much better than others on base scores, but that could trip a new breakpoint. These weapons would be flawed ; e.g. a 2 for 1 trade so that (e.g.) if you have 3*80 and one bonus at 83, then the remaining stat would be at 54 (i.e. you lose twice the points you gained). Or worse.

It’s a bit boring having most weapons kitted out the same way. 80s on everything apart from mobility at 60. And Melk is currently looking at retirement unless he gets a new game face on.

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If nothing else, right now it’s exceptionally funny that Melk is universally reviled both ingame and out-of-game. Absolutely hilarious to me that absolutely nobody likes him.

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Melk is one of the better joke characters to me. But yeah he could do something more relevant now.

i think we should make melk worse

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I actually think we should @Murderer him

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as an ironic twist he could sell better than average, mission based skins for melk bucks as another servitor.

all the while being moved to the shunned “cosmetic booth” and being stuck in the same “bodypole” ( what is this servitor swivel called anyways?) as the traitor :joy:

After two years, FS made no major update to this ridiculous vendor.
Contracts are boring and almost obsolete considering everyone has four lvl30 characters with at least all their favorite weapons maxed.

We need a full revamp of Melk with a redefined purpose of this shop because there’s no point of accumulating his currency.

I would bet $ with anyone that FS will not update him in 2025.

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