We seem to have a misunderstanding of the scale involved here. Having a few more or less normal weapons with gilded carvings on them is not “bling.”
THIS is “bling”.
It’s completely ridiculous, stands out even compared to the games own fantasy environment (which is already far above reality), has no justification for it’s existence even in the fuzzy rules of it’s own world’s fantasy RPG lore, it’s so obnoxious that it actually takes away from the artwork around it, and only serves as eye candy to show off how much money you’ve spent on the in-game store.
FS, please don’t go that far.
Also, no gameplay affecting items like what OP suggested. At all. As much as I otherwise love it, I will drop this game like a uranium potato.