Happy Friday once again everyone! May your weekend ahead be glorious!
Here’s a question for this week…
What is the most “NPC dialogue line” you’ve heard someone say in real life?
A random encounter that has always stuck with me…
Many years back, I was waiting in a town centre for a friend. While waiting an elderly gentleman approached me, big white beard, patched denim jacket, and a beaten up worn cowboy hat upon his head - stylish fella.
He looks me dead in the eyes while rolling himself a cigarette and confidently said “Real cowboys roll with one hand”, before proceeding to swifly finishing rolling his smoke with one hand and then continue on his way.
Now if that isn’t a real life NPC dialogue line, I’m not sure what is! 
I once had coworker who did nothing but ask questions… many he knew the answer too… during mid day meetings I’d have to bite my tongue a lot…
All I remember of the dialog was me clocking out for lunch and him asking “So you have plans for the weekend?” I said “Yup” and went to lunch… office ended up laughing.
Well that’s an uno reverse I didn’t consider 
ahaha