There are 4 pages of cosmetics.
My small consumer brain cannot handle this level of complexity and choice.
I am scared and do not know what to do or how to navigate this.
Don’t do it. Your skill shown in true combat is your best skin!
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(I’m not going to. This is a joke because back when there was only 1 page on the rotation store, FS said it was to “keep it simple and not confusing” or something along those lines, and that’s why they also said it’s a rotating store and not a full one).
I tried to find where that was said but I couldn’t, it was over a year ago.
Also I don’t like either of those sets anyways lol.
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suffer. drown in The Slop™
(anyways please keep it like this Fatshark we need a returning items page)
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There would only be one case I would definitely buy skin.
Butt naked skin. That’s right I want to run an Ogryn going natural. Some say his shaft is the same size as a whole Veteran.
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Watch it wiggle.
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The fabled jiggle physics
As was written.
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His tight trousers are deceptive. Given the freedom to extend I believe it holds potential as crowd control weapon.
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“Are ogryn proportional?” is not an question I need or want an answer to, but if I must know I guess I’d want Fatshark to be the ones to inform me.
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Speaking of does anyone have this screenshot or know on what thread/steam forum/discord it was posted on? The closest thing I could find was people talking about it on Reddit a year ago, but not the actual post.
My intention isn’t to harass anyone, I just think there is a funny joke to be made.
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The great eye!
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Turns out, adding a 4th page with two cosmetic bundles is not hard or disruptive for the mtx store.
Maybe we’ll even get a search function someday. Oh sh*t, i’m getting confused just thinking about it…
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I think its not that hard to add 4th page… its simply absence of new cosmetic to rotation…
You think the reason they didn’t have a 4th page until this day… is because they didn’t have anything to put there?
I think you might be mistaken. I think the reason they didn’t until now is poor management.
And will they keep the 4th page? Will it have other older sets, or will it just vanish in less than 2 weeks?
Honestly, the suspense is more exciting than the event.
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Yes, i think so, and no, 4th page is temporary. I think.
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It better be that way, lest we scare those feeble minded among us.
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Fatshark should provide a support animal for people who are FORCED to navigate their shop.
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don´t be, slop-man isn´t real, he can´t hurt you.
meanwhile:
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Kambrin found it.
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