nah, this ain’t even a joke, the chili mac MRE is straight gas and should be added without a doubt. i would even go so far as to suggest that military personal would join the game just for the chili mac.
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40K’s WAY too grimdark for American rations. Heck, even the godawful expired chicken dust that we ate in the Australian Defence Force would be considered “gourmet” to a Guardsman.
Well… I’m already here! Ex-military counts, right?
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i wonder how a lone psyker sitting in the valkyrie with 3 ogryns even survives the drop to atoma.
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They probably offer to cook the Ogryns’ rations with their mind. It’s mutually beneficial, the Psyker gets to live and the Ogryns get warm rations.
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but psyker at 37° warm enough rashun,sah.
and sparkly… taste funny 
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Oh Beloved, how do I… “Sparkhead” is friends with Sweet Brutes, yes? Friends is not food!
were you a marine?
Put spark’ead in front of flamer. Cook for 10 minutes. Season with grox meat. Enjoy hot.
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better yet, season with chili mac, better still, just eat the chili mac.
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Nah bruh, even Darktide media is priming me for WW3.
Army Reserves. Australia actually doesn’t have a Marine Corps because our Naval Infantry (Marines) are just part of the Navy.
Navy Sailors (left) and Navy Infantrymen (right) seem to get along just fine:
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then no. you, sadly, do not count.
Is the Navy Sailor (left) out of Uniform or is that Standart Attire?
Because I’ve a sudden urge to join the Australian Navy… 
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What makes you think the Psyker lived? 
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I’m just throwing a bit of friendly shade at the Navy based on a certain stereotype even though I’m actually a real-life example of said stereotype myself. 
This is the part where I tell you that they’re both men. 
However, the guy on the right is actually a US Marine.
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I see.
Well, the only proper response, which I got is this:
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Aliens is a relic from back when James Cameron actually made good films. Dude made the absolute masterpiece known as Terminator 2 and decided that was going to be his last good film for some reason. I’m serious, f*ck Avatar. Disgusting Xenos propaganda.
Although, Alien and Aliens were completely different movies and I honestly preferred Ridley Scott’s more horror-oriented approach. Alien: Isolation was an absolute banger.
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I also like Alien3.
No matter what the rest thinks.
I think it’s a great trilogy, that has great themes:
Alien:
Haunted House in Space, Worker Rights, INVOLUNTARY INTERCOURSE (censorship is evil!), Character Growth etc.
Aliens:
Facing your Fears, Miliary Overconfidence, Motherhood (x2) & surrogate Family and more.
Alien 3:
Loss, Rebirth, Terror, Depair, Sacrifice & Death.
(<— IMO great Ending to the Story, especially the Assembly Cut,
through I like the Theatrical “Dog Birth” more.
Also I LOVE the Intro.)
Alien: Resurrection:
Not bad, has a certain 90s charm.
Euro-vibe. Same as Luc Bessons Fifth Element.
Doesn’t add anything new, unfortunatly.
Prometheus & Alien Covenant:
I don’t know what you talking about.
White Bodybuilders?
Aliens created by an Android?
You must be mistaken, because that never happened!
Alien Romulus:
Mix of everything before. Teeny Drama. (<- So tired of this! 
)
Overall nothing special.
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I’ve never actually seen anything in that franchise after Aliens. 
Apart from the Alien VS Predator films, those had a certain cheesy charm to them. 
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