the chances are as slim as me getting a surgery that turns me into a space marine 
the fact you jest about your ingame self consciousness sets you light years apart from whatās on offer at noon time 
then again, as the saying goes
āchances of getting rayped by an angry penguin are slim, but NEVER zeroā
Dunno. I have no sense of direction and Iām easily distracted by scrap pickups.
no worries, usually if one takes the responsibility to tag sites and plan an effective route from start to sanctuary door, just stick with that guy instead of the one scurrying off silent into the distant.
rodent behavior yields rodent results
Youāve been playing with index, right? Why you think I feel bad for himā¦
I keed I keed. Didnāt realize you were having a tough go of it too. Stay strong brother.
dude went beastmode last match and trying his utmost to salvage the run one solo idiot was sabotaging with extreme prejudice.
hence earning him a place in the pantheon of clutches and the other guy tagged as āban on sightā 
Thanks big man, but I meant that he felt sorry for you two, but not for me
look at it the ābright wayā
a hate boner for you is still a boner
Yeah, even that seems too much to ask from your teammates nowadays.
And even when I or someone else tags sites, it seems to have the opposite effect and people run off the other wayā¦ 
well at least a duo seems mandatory so if they see 2 guys in one direction usually a third sticks and the loner fourth can stick it up his ass
when leaving the sanctuary Iām hammering the auspex button to the point of wasting my keyboard so when the second door opens a site is tagged.
if that still aināt a cue for Mr.knowitall, heās the one I wouldnāt pss on if he was on fire
They donāt tag cause they use cheat mods that tell them where everything is
figured as much given their braindead behavior.
not the slightest ounce of skill but rat-skipping to fill his pouches only to drop and lose all for the team when he gets downed and whine why said team aint babysitting his solo ass.
lowest of the low and the ban list is getting chock-full of this filth fast.
The irony is that I recently played qith what had to be a premade three-stack.
One Ogryn, and two stealth Zealots.
The best random teams Iāve ever played Expeditions on.
Speedfarming sites while everyone stayed together, but the sus thing was that every time we entered the sanctuary, we each had 500 Salvage.
E.v.e.r.y.T.i.m.e!
Iām not sure how because we were speedblitzing (I had to spam mobility tech with my combat blade to keep up) sites and never did we ever deviate from the path to collect salvageā¦ 
Funny you should say that because when I made this topic : When 2 cheaters join your expedition
Thats what I had run into aswell. Donāt think the ogryn was cheating though.
980 salvageā¦ Holy!
Yeah there was no doubt they cheated, they found everything.
some seem to run into the opposite direction by principle. like, nah, iām too good for this and can handle it alone. until theyāre netted 2 hills away and type angry comments about how much this game sucks.