Lohner’s Shoe Emporium of Wonders

Never one to pass up an opportunity to keep the old war funds flowing, I reckon it’s time to take the Emporium of Wonders in a whole new direction, namely shoes, boots, sandals, sabots, and clogs - a festive festonery of footwear. I mean, some folk might say that an army marches on its stomach, but wiser heads know that it’s the feet that make the magic happen. Gotta look after them, is what I’m saying … for the right price. Now, who wants what?

Do you wonder to wander? Searching for the boot for your route? A shoe to break your blue? Dare not to leave your toes bare? Maybe Ladrielle has asked you to step up your footwear game?

Lohner’s Shoe Emporium of Wonders offers those wandering among us (looking at you, Kerillian) a place to keep your toes dry. For the price of a couple of shillings, your Hero can wear the most dashing and daring of sole-full accessories and receive Lohner’s grateful toe-ken of appreciation.

A store full of sole is walking your way.

Coming after the release of Bardin’s Songbook.

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FS saw that Alarielle the Radiant sold very well, so they’re doing further in it

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you will rue the day you’ve made a fool out of me fatshark

Why the best ideas are always April Fools’ jokes…

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In DT, such news is not funny, but commonplace for 14k aquila.

Well, at least not next week or at the end of the month…ha…ha

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Good thing it’s not in DT then

Also go cry to Steam/Microsoft for the aquila

There is some truth in every joke. So let’s pray to the god of monetization

Missed the chance to Lohner's Emporium of Wanders

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Year 6 of asking for matching armor&hat colors😭

Instead we’re getting Aprils fools about the shop, i am sad.

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NGL

I seriously wouldn’t mind if you added SOMETHING for us to spend our thousands of extra aquilas on

Between the years of playing and all the free cosmetics you hand out like candy, I basically have nothing left I’d want to buy with aquilas.

So I might have actually used mines to buy some shoes for completions sake.

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v2 > dt

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DAMN IT KULI. Missed opportunity.

I see you have time to spare for April Fools’ Day. For a second I thought there had been yet another release for PC players because today I hadn’t seen anything in my store on Xbox but then I said to myself that you’re good at playing with your fans.

I wonder why developers in general believe it is useful to keep their upcoming releases hidden…

Because if you miss an event in V2 (or other similar game), you will never have a chance to get unique rewards again. If they keep their upcoming releases hidden, all players who don’t want to miss something have to play the game often so it stays visible on their Steam account and that’s basically free advertising. I don’t like it and it’s one of the reasons why I play almost exclusively single player games.

I don’t play on PC-Steam but on Xbox so the contents for us are fewer. I like to know how to expect in the next quarter.