I'm so confused

So I wanted to spend some of my hard earned dockets, amassed from toiling away on all these missions, on some cosmetics for my warrior.

I paid a visit to the commissary to look at their “operative cosmetics” and i was just totally confused about the interface. How do I purchase things? The volume of options and buttons was just so overwhelming I wasn’t able to figure out how to purchase anything. Sets? What are those? Acquire? You mean purchase? What’s going on?!

Here’s an example from this most confusing interface:

I’m just so confused.

Can we please redesign this interface so that I’m only given like three options at a time so I’m not confused and overwhelmed by all the options? Maybe if I’m not confused I’ll be more likely to buy something - I don’t know. Help me spend money.

/s

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I find if I squint really hard, I can only see 4 options which is coincidentally the maximum number of choices my brain can tolerate before :exploding_head:

Restaurants are also very difficult for me…

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Filters on the left. Acquire button acquires the selected item. Simples.

Psst… Gideon… pst!
That’s sarcasm and a jab at the Commodore’s Vestures.

Unless it’s 4th dimension joke about misunderstanding sarcasm, while understanding it very well…

Great. Now I’m confused.

I did wonder. I’m not very used to the way Americans use sarcasm and it is a forum where people complain about trifles.

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Where’s that thread? I’ll add my name as a signatory.
Cream AND custard? Just No.
Jelly in between? Dirty.
Tinned fruit buried at the bottom? Oy vey!

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commissary’s different because it’s not real money like the cash shop and they want you to not confuse the two.

Ordo sets are gateway drugs to aquila bundles.

Be sure to charge your las-trifle with hot custard.

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Man this is wasted. Apparently a lot of people forgot the “To avoid confusion” official reponse to the premium cosmetic shop having a limited selection.

And some people wouldn’t even get it then.

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I actually would like just ONE Option “Buy” and nothing else, I like surprises

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The only people who need a sarcasm sign are the highly intelligent but socially inept likely mentally-gifted Sheldons of the world.

I even included a sarcasm indicator at the end of the OP. But I guess that was missed.

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