Unfortunately I’m one of the only active people that doesn’t have an “on sight” policy for you so I’m not sure it will work out…
Somebody summon the Dark Lord @Ol_Jakal.
That ought to shake things up!
Unfortunately he ignores me unless we are talking about lore: it’s very sad.
You and @anon73549677 have only been lurking, and @Tunnfisk is MIA. @Cerebrophage is too popular at the moment as the target of everyone’s affections.
Additionally community mods make sure the spicier insults don’t last long.
It truly is the death of the Wild West.

should’ve come out as
mayson does not love dark tide, please die mouse lover, my mind is blown by this party snail.
sorry i’m new to this emoji thing, i’m trying my best to adapt to this new communication method.
Listen here, you boiling buboe collector. Just because I’ve reclassed into Eshin Assassin for the time being doesn’t mean you’re off the proverbial and real meathook (I play pudge daily).
You think you can come here, in my thread, and talk trash about @anon73549677 and Fatshark and me. Well, you’re wrong, because you’re nothing but sharkmeat with your review bombs, my little scaly friend.
You are a lesser being.
You have no right to be here.
You have no right to be anywhere.
Not even in the afterlife.
YOU DESERVE NOTHING!
And before I forget it - Female Custodes will never be canon, no matter what GW says! DEAL WITH IT!
Does this make you feel better? <3
All I could decypher was “No Mayson allowed”. Nevermind. My mouse will continue to haunt your pathetic presence.
What is an emoji anyway? Nothing but a miserable pile of pixels. But enough. Have at you!

This gave me a hearty chuckle.

You and me both, brotha!
I’m old. I still don’t understand why Custodes are wearing shirts now.
I could hear the dramatic Original Star Trek fight scene music picking up as I read this.
@dragomusic - Are you gonna let him talk to you like that? Do you need me to referee a duel? Do you have a second?
You haven’t changed. Always one to parade your big words around knowing there ain’t nothing to back them up. Screaming at the top of your lungs hoping someone will give you the respect your daddy never gave you.
Your belly is more yellow than the sun, and your gun hand’s shakier than a rattler tail. You make the word “milksop” seem like a compliment compared next to you.
It’s fitting they call you the Rat, considering you scurry away at the slightest hint of trouble, hiding underneath the floor until everyone forgets you exist again.
It makes me sick that you would compare yourself to me.
You aren’t fit to suck the scum off of the boots of the steam forums, much less talk here.
You think you’re the next Jackal, but you don’t have the gut. The fire. The Drive. You can say a lot of things about him, but he never backed down. Not that that’s something you can understand.
At least Tunnfisk died like a man: staring down death with his boots on. You’re nothing but a two bit imitation, screaming for all to hear but hoping no one will take you up on it.
When they drag your body down the street, the same look of fear plastered on your face to reflect the man it’s painted on, when you can’t hide behind mama Shark’s skirt no more, than everyone will know:
These are MY forums.
And by the Emperor they’re gonna stay that way.
Make your move, Mayson. I’ll make sure it’s your last.
Point to dragomusic. love-15!
(Anything for an excuse to wear my whites)
I don’t understand what’s happening, but I’m here for it.
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Sometimes, it’s actually more fun not knowing. But next, I’m pretty sure Mayson’s going to use that chandelier, swing down and do something with a bag of onions and the Little Tykes car full of mimes.
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