Hotfix #76 (1.8.8) - Patch Notes

I was told the size isn’t a problem and that it’s totally average and totally normal.

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Have they never heard of shrinkage?

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Mouse & keyboard for a PS5??? Just to be able to play better??? Smh playing videogames using a mouse and keyboard period sound like something a Real life Dork would do to me dude. I’m pretty sure a freaking computer could run just as a console would if I tried to use the Internet on my Xbox or PS5 but I just can’t use Mods which is something totally irrelevant

Shrinkflation hitting the game studios now fml

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All the useless, overpaid secretaries (admin, accounts, HR, “execs", PR, etc) I bet will have gotten to keep their jobs and will have laid off all the actual Devs/coders/designers/artists (ie the skilled jobs whom actually create the content that pays for the overpaid afore-mentioned).

As sure as water is wet!

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gestures at the seven executive PR positions whose entire contribution towards PR consists of one (1) interview a few months ago

gestures at the singular Darktide CM who doesn’t seem to say much at all

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Today is the 10th day of misinformation in Darktide

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Oh I think it’s more like the one thousand and twelfth day.

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Ummmm Akshually:

2 weeks have passed since misinformation was put in Darktide

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I feel this needs a velociraptor meme.

Here’s an idea: Fatshark should just update all in-game text and release balancing patch notes without changing any mechanics.

This can go even beyond that. Say there’s a new map in rotation, but there actually isn’t.

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The ingame description for Crunch(an ogryn talent), has been incorrect since the ogryn rework around 6 months ago. Says 15% damage and 30% impact, but its actually 40% damage and impact at max stacks

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The enhanced descriptions mod fixes SO MANY ERRORS in blessing and talent descriptions it will make your head spin at how sloppy, inaccurate, and misleading much of the text in DT is.

What blows my mind is that either the devs are just really prone to making mistakes and aren’t even aware of these issues, or that they just don’t care. That they have so little passion for their own product that they can’t be bothered to fix the text descriptions.

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3 weeks have passed since misinformation was (intentionally) put in Darktide

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