Hotfix #62 (1.6.9) - Patch Notes

This makes me so uncomfortable.

Master of Mankind, PLEASE allow StrawHat to drop the Dev Blog soon. I just want to sink my teeth into a fat, juicy Dev Blog. The Chef gave me a whole week off while he renovates the kitchen, PLEASE let me spend it in hype for Darktide’s next Content Drop and not in anticipation of the Dev Blog. I beseech thee, Master of Mankind. :pray:

And please let the dev blog be on Solo Mode (:

I’m half expecting Strawhat to tag me directly if/when the Solo Mod Dev Blog drops.

It’s weird that the current patching never capitalises on the faster turnaround of the hotfixes by including the quicker, incremental numeric changes for balancing weapons, talents and enemies.

It always seems to be a nightmare of a massive patch drop where it changes a boatload of things at once, making it harder for both players and devs to identify what is causing a bug (or if it a bug at all) since there could be a dozen changes affecting the bugged thing.

We know the priority is slop for the cosmetic store, but even with the regularly scheduled "hotfix"you still have two weeks to observe any particular balance changes and incrementally iterate. Unless someone there hates anything incremental.

I think youre the one that killed your own fun.

If youplayed this game for 40+ and had some fun, then the rest of the hours of fun is just an added bonus.

If youre playing and not having fun, play something else and have fun with that, check back here in a few months, a year or never, dont victimize yourself. Go have fun!

I think it might be a response to their shoddy version control.

Rather than actually fix the internal processes causing that they’ve simply abandoned anything but the most minor of fixes in favor of shoving everything into a giant patch.

My gosh it’s solidly into March now and not only has nothing of substance been released this year, there isn’t even anything of substance discussed! Not even a teaser blog post of things to come.

I mean I’m gonna be lost in Wilds for a good while and I’ve probably got many more hours to put into POE2, so I’m not really hurting the entertainment, but checking in here and seeing absolutely nothing for so long is almost surreal. It’s hard to picture what the Sharks are even doing over there for months at a time.

:police_car_light: NEWS INCOMING!!! :police_car_light:


StrawHat’s “latest Post” was 11 minutes ago but her most recent public Post was on February 27th. Coincidence? I think NOT!

(This has happened in the past to indicate incoming news, btw)

HAHHAHAHHAHA oh my god y’all see it all

welcome to the Panopticon

I’m onto you, Stawhat!!! >:3

We may not have a para social relationship, but we are going to overanalyze every little detail online in the search for more content.

The beast is ever hungry.

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hmmm


25/03
https://www.playdarktide.com/news/nightmares-visions-update

vibrating intensifies

Nightmarish visions…of the good ol plasma geern? Where vet weapon

We’re starved. And we’re waiting you. Closely.

Nightmares and visions update

Hmmm a bad dream turns to horror as the visions in the dream are scary and nighmareish and there are heretics

Heretics are attacking the mourning star from within the meat grinder or something

hmmmm that seems weird and unrelated, definitely not important either