Best Name You've Ever Seen?

I’ll never forget the Ogryn named OneFartOnly.

I asked him, “Why limit yourself to one fart?”

He said, “I farted once, it never stopped.”

Diaper Filler (all caps)

In Darktide?

  • Bodyguard Ogryn named Rehlik that used to shout “REHLIC!” every once in a while. Also refused to say anythin else. He played good though.
  • A diminutive, shirtless, tattoed Zealot looking like Danny Trejo, wielding the Turtolsky Heavy Sword, called himself Machete.

Worthy mentions from Vermintide

  • “LastNightLeftovers is joining the game”

There were also two guys on the weave scoreboard, IIRC I even played with one of them, I will paraphrase the nicknames, can’t recall them exactly

  • knee_socks_and_13cm_wide_thighs
  • Kerillian_Thigs_Enjoyer

Naked Zealot with a knife? I think he is on my block list lmao

sometimes knife, sometimes duelling sword, (we played 2 or 3 games) yes, naked

hes a funny guy

I regularly play with this Zealot in Damnation PUGs named “JoeBiden420” and he’s good company. Cranks his Stimm (:hot_face:) in the corner while we’re in the elevator and is a genuinely thoughtful teammate in combat.

I’ve also played with a Zealot Sororitas Cosplayer named “Battle-Mother” and that name gave me a chuckle. They sadly haven’t been active for some time, though.

I’ve seen a lot of good names over the years, but I don’t remember most of them. The most memorable names that I’ve encountered are all too obscene to be said on these Forums.

JoeRogryn I think theres more than one I played with him once and he was silent but I’ve seen screenshots of someone with that name JoeRogen posting in games

Can’t forget all the “John Darktide” vets.

“Power cycler farmer #2”.

Ogyrn named “CharCUTerie”

Psyker named “Gelibete Hexe” which translates to “beloved witch”

Zealot was named “Lord Judge Frollo”. Someone asked him how his Gypsy girlfriend was doing. He replied “She left me for a mutant, if you can believe that. Of course I had to burn her in hellfire for the heresy, but never got over that”.

Explosive Ogyrn “Ogyrnheimmer”

Ogyrn named “Gardin Boreksson”

I am sure you can find more online on reddit and the forums ^

I can’t remember them all and people have mentioned some of the classic ones like Joe Ogyrn.

DaddyFatCheeks - ogryn

Hulk Hogryn with the handlebar mustache and glasses will never not get a chuckle out of me no matter how many times I see it.

I’ve seen a CousinOgri before.

Aside from character names, the names on Steam have been just as hilarious. I have seen someone join with the username “M.C.P. Bowler Hat Ninja” and the mental image was absolutely incredible.

Another player was on Xbox with the name Left40kDead, playing an Ogryn named Francis, who looked like Francis.

Thugnificent - a psyker with that Sisters of Battle/Danny DeVito impersonating an artist haircut and 2-handed power sword

And ofc these Ogryns


The classic ogyrn uncle ruckus

i think i found a new contender just now

John “of the Darktide” Darktide

Psyker named Sienna-in-space

From VT2, a WHC named “TagSh!tYaHeretics”.

i can’t believe i forgot the greatest zealot player i’ve ever seen

My name of course.

Tallarn 4-lyfe!


Waheed :star_struck: