Happy Friday! Today, I need your help. I rehomed this little chook yesterday evening as she was being bullied by the other hens in her previous home. 
She’s a “Frizzle” chicken, is mid-molt and partially nude as a result. She’s very energetic and eats like a horse.
This week’s question is:
What should I name my chicken?
Would that I could tell you to use this thread for inspiration. Cracks me up every time I look at it.
I’ve had Caves of Qud on the mind lately, and a particular name that sticks with me is Yymut for some reason, so that’s my suggestion.
name her chicken
Nugget
Imagine calling out GasStationCrakHead for all the neighbours to hear when trying to summon her back to the run. 
One Fart Only is one for the history books
Glad my attempt at having at least one positive/funny thread is living in some peoples brain space 
I’m now forever incapable of hearing any zealot voiceline with “beneficent emperor” in it without thinking of Beneficent-Baller
Good idea though, take a name like Mistress Baguette and make it fit the chicken. She’s a frizzle chicken so there you go:
Mistress Frizzle, or just Miss Frizzle.
Shorten it to Miss Frizz even.
Oh, wait
Oh no
It’s a good reminder that however flawed the game is and grimdark the setting, people will still find a way to goof off. Jerkin it in elevators is a time-honored tradition among Guardsmen and Arbites alike.
Oscar Goldman. My cat’s name is Nugget so I can’t endorse you stealing his brand.
I had some chickens until my HoA caught me -.- my favorite was a black hen turned out to be the dominant hen and named her after a favorite character from Sword of Truth book series character Nicci.
TV Series adaptation (She always wore black named by others as “Death’s Mistress”)
Oh man… HOA.
Hatred for them and their equivalents is famous and usually well justified.
Kark them.
Judgement: Hatemace enema.
Ziggy!
“The only thing worse than a Commissar is an HOA representative” - Common Guard Wisdom
Be’lacluck!
Cadbury, Hobnob, Digestive, Biscoff?
Imagine calling out GasStationCrakHead for all the neighbours to hear when trying to summon her back to the run.
I have seen your chickens attempt to eat paint chips; it might be apt.
