How to fix the game

  1. Reduce crusher and mailer spawns their carpet armor is to much it makes 99.999% of all weapons unusable (Proof: https://youtu.be/1WeTUiwXCzI)
  2. Give survivalist aura grenade regen to
  3. Buff psyker it’s to weak it needs to be tanker. Melee is literally unplayable in high tier difficulty (damnation+)
  4. Get rid of havoc party finder its all sweaty try hards declining me. Why can’t I just quick play in
  5. Expand block list bc to many noobs and bad players apply to my havoc game with wrong builds (no bubble psyker no taunt ogryn :man_facepalming:)
  6. Make all the weapons combos actually good like shivs or dueling sword
  7. Nerf care of pace armor I literally can’t play the game unless I’m using 0.00001% of weapons (Proof: https://youtu.be/1WeTUiwXCzI)
  8. Immolation grenades heal corruption and apply brittleness (for keratin armor) and regen
  9. Put in anti cheat to disable all pc player cheater mods (spider sense, going over 70 fov, etc)
  10. Make all weapons have 0.8 adm at least on all light attacks for therapist armor
  11. Buff veteran golden toughness shout cooldown so they can support the flame staff psyker better
  12. Every tree needs at least 50% rending for dealing with Carfax armor
  13. Buff zealot flame thrower draw time and move speed to be the same as flame staff
  14. Buff electric staff so that it fires a cone of electricity and applies electric dot in aoe
  15. Buff void strike staff into fire balls that apply fire dot in aoe
  16. Buff heavy sword special to light in fire and apply fire dot in aoe
  17. Buff chain sword attack to be on fire and apply fire dot in aoe
  18. Delete all region servers and make everyone play in central Africa (cradle of humanity)
  19. Buff sciers gaze to apply fire dot in aoe
  20. Nerf carrot paste armor

The duality of man. However, from the rest of the points I assume this is a fun bit of satire to start my day.

Of course the creator of a cheat mod dismisses me like this

good lord, this needs to be removed

Man I hate Carthage armor

Grow up and don’t bully me it’s called auto correct and also carriage place armor isn’t even a real word it’s made up by games workshop

dude I know coriander armor is op

You think this is funny but Fatshark will take you at your word. Just look at the balance development so far.

Don’t give Mr. Lead Designer any ideas.

his hovercraft be full of eels as well :man_shrugging:

#6 I think move sets or attack patterns should be selectable like if you want your lights to mostly swing horizontally and diagonally and heavies swing vertically.

to further go into this a powerful swing from a two-handed weapon that is horizontal would be a heavy attack and a light would be a figure eight diagonal swing pattern.

it would be nice if Fatshark went on youtube or something and looked up people doing HEMA with the weapons in the game or similar ones would make it more immersive for sure.

Holy cow this man was hitting the light bulb before posting this

  1. New maps.

Job’s a goodun! :+1:

its a list OP! Good luck and thanks for not making it an AI response!

(Sorry I am done now).