Food related names for careers

Some time ago I came up with this silly idea to make food related names for careers. It started with Food Knight and Ironbaker, but after that it slowed down, and english is not my native language so it is kinda hard for me. Can someone help?)
Names should be food related and sound similar:

Mercenary - Mer-celery (by Jofeliad)
Huntsman - Bunsman (Bun-tsman by Fatshark_Hedge)
Foot Knight - Food Knight

Ranger Veteran -
Ironbreaker - Ironbaker
Slayer - Cheese-layer

Waystalker -
Handmaiden - Ham-maiden (by Rat_Lives_Matter)
Shade -

Witch Hunter Captain - Witch Cracker Cap-grain (by Jofeliad)
Bounty Hunter - Bounty Butter (by Jofeliad)
Zealot -

Battle Wizard - Bottle Wizard
Pyromancer - Pie-romancer (by Fatshark_Hedge)
Unchained - Lunch-chained (Lunchained by Fatshark_Hedge)

Bounty Hunter career can be considered food related already if you count “bounty” as a snack :smiley:

Bottle Wizard came from one game with drunk buddy who played wizard and fell too many times and drank too many healing potions.

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Foodknight sounds so good

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Pie-romancer?
Bun-tsman?
Whey-stalker?
Brie-alot?
Lunchained?
Witch Hunter Captain Crunch?
Manger Veteran? :fr:

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It hurts.

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Pie-romancer and Lunch-chained is amazing :smiley:
Wheat-stalker?

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This is the greatest thing since sliced bread!

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Oh god my poor, overused abdominals

I’ve officially lost it. I laughed so hard my chair fell over.

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For me, it is not sounds particularly funny, what is the catch?

Whey-protein is remnant of milk that’s been curdled and then drained and dried out, basically. It’s made by most dairy products and, IMO, is hilarious because Kerillian would be implied to be someone stalking cows/cheese-wheels/buckets of milk.

I’m imagining her in a super-market where people are shopping and, in the background of every person picking up a bag/jug of milk… Kerillian is just following them, waiting for them to slip up so she can sneak that sweet, sweet whey.

Alternatively, a bunch of body-builders drink the stuff, so she’s probably running around gyms stealing water-bottles and acting like the little D.Va goblin she’s always been :smiley:

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Mercen-berry
Foot Sprite
Buffet-er (for Slayer)
Ham-maiden
Shad (stinky fish for stinky elf)
Bacon Hunter

Zealot was hard but the only ones I could come up with are below:
Shallot
Veal-ot

^^^ a stretch but still kind of funny :smile:

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I consider Saltzpyre a snack owo

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Mer-celery
Ginger Veteran
Way-hawker
Witch Cracker Cap-grain
Bounty Butter
Zshallot

hahahaha

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Plain old Salad anyone?

P.S. Hedge, you win at life.

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