‘Hey Stranger… Have You heard about the word of Archaon the Everchosen’
Have you seen how much CHEESE they have back there!
Ẁ̘̄̐̀e̪̤̤̼͉̗n͖͇̙̂ ̤̉̄ỷ̯̱̎ͥ̈́őȯ̙̦͕̲̦͍͊ ̞̻͓ͭ͑ͯ̈͆ͦsw̹̩͚̜̞̐ͤ̇ḭ̮̋̊̑̔͂̌n̩̲̗̥̫̟͓ͦg͍̾ͭͣ ̙̻͋͐b͍̬̲̜̘̳̮u̦̬̯̹̔ͪ̆̌͒͂ͮt̹̗̳̭̝̠͑̉̑ͨ ͆ͫt̤̹̤̓ͣ͆͌h̩̺ͭ͋́̀͂ͪͥa̪̬y̮̲͚͚̱̿ ͎̮͍̎d̻̓̆̈o̩̹̞̞̫̞j̠̪̬͔
“Not really into raiding but it gets me out of the house.”
When you accidentally open the front camera
My names Johnny Rotshelm, and this is Jackass.
You face when you show someone a pic on your phone and they start to scroll.
saturday is for the boys
The face bumblebee hellsearch makes when saying “What comes around goes around”
for the 100th time in a fight.
oh no… oh no… Did I… Did i leave the stove on? Goddammit.
When you finally find the 10th dentist that doesn’t recommend Colgate and it is Bardin Goreksson.
“I told Bödvarr to fight these five (or four) southlanders ALONE and BY HIMSELF and he actually did it the absolute madman… hahahahahah”
When you’re waiting during a loading screen and you see your reflection.
Record scratch
Freeze Frame
"Yep, that’s me, Valgar. I bet you are wondering how I ended up in this situation; in front of the ‘bloody battering ram’ himself.
Rotblood footsoldier: …did that guy in the hat just say “HO-LY SH*T, MAN!” ?
“Cousin Okri says ‘hallo’?? THE Cousin Okri?!?!?”
When you smell the S U C C U L E N T B R O T H
Opening the fridge at 3AM