*Nurgle news live broadcast - we have Mr. Snarl Buttbreath, reporting on the latest terror attack"
… and live from Ussingen, we have this news just in. Four (or five) unknown terrorists have broken through and released several known rebels that were being held pending trial to be conducted by our Supreme leader, Bodvarr.
These 4 (or 5) terrorists must be stopped at all cost, by Nurgle they shall be made to face the supreme leader in battle. (By himself…)
We have some descriptions just in from the scene of the alleged perpetrators from witnesses:
- a moustachioed manthing (not like they are in short supply around here…) with a big sword and boomstick, was observed to scream with an unholy magical shout, by Nurgle, pushes our men to the ground!
- a senile frail looking grandmother that breathes fire
- a lost looking, skinny (but dangerous) elf that seems to have no sense of direction. Was last seen killing dear Yucktooth Snootblood’s friendly pet rat ogre in the barn, as alleged by witnesses here. We shall charge the elf with cruelty against animals crimes, by Rotfather!
- a pasty tall skinhead with a forehead tattoo and seems to enjoy getting hacked puropsefully, on several parts of his ravaged body.
- an angry short stouty shawarma salesman that seems to prove white dawis can indeed jump. It is alleged that this terrorist is responsible for 80-90% of our troops suffering donglitz injuries.
Please remember, these terrorists are considered armed and dangerous. Do not approach any by yourself, by Nurgle. If spotted, please contact your nearest Chaos Patrol or ring the bloody bell. If your local screaming bell is not available, please contact the Rotfather assistance helpline at 1-666-ROTHELP.
This is your latest news, coming at you live from the terror here in Ussingen, this is Snarl Buttbreath, reporting.
Back to you in the studio, Gurglesplooge.