As you are all aware, dwarfs are the best. It’s time to put together a list of why they are just downright better than every other race in the world of Warhammer.
My list as follows:
They are thicc;
They enjoy an occasional alcoholic beverage;
They are conventionally portrayed as having Scottish accents, the most stubborn, and therefore best, of all the Anglo nations (being Scottish myself, I can confirm that this is the most important trait for a nation);
Their arm muscle definition is unmatched;
Almost all dwarfs are born with an inherent dad bod, regardless of gender or parental status;
They are natural engineers, and can therefore be trusted;
Finally, they track grievances in an efficient and completely reasonable manner.
Please refrain from appreciating any race other than dwarfs in this post, as this will simply expose you as a pair on dongliz.
Does anybody know Bardin’s age? I’m reading the Gotrek and Felix books right now. In one of them it’s stated, that a dwarf which is unable to tuck his beard into his belt is considered a beardling. So if he is supposed to be an adult, I demand, that his beard has to be longer!
