Fatshark be like “Okay.”
The bone thrown:
Edit: To be clear, not hating, just thought the wordplay was funny.
Edit: To be clear, not hating, just thought the wordplay was funny.
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It looks horrible. The skin would be mid without the bone, the bone takes it to -50. The person who makes these clearly hates his job and does it just to be done with a task.
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Fatshark: “How do we make this game better?”
Random Dev: “Add bones!”
Fatshark: “Aaahh, tribal look? How many?”
Random Dev: “Precisely one bone per item.”
Fatshark: “Compensating for something?”
Random Dev: “…huh?”
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It is pretty funny that the models are nearly indistinguishable from the original, except with bones taped onto them - yet they’re so expensive
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that chicken bone on the guard will last through the whole mission.
ogryn’s pickaxe is even better with the bones right on the grip.
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ok, i admit i’m tired as fkk.
first i read was “throw us a boner”
after the tentacle event no way i let big fish near my little ogryn 
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100% this isn’t warhammer 40,000 BC Fred Flintstone edition
they look terrible - only the ones without the bone on them are even decent and should be in the commissary
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Pretty much. This is my problem with most “premium” cosmetics these days. They’re almost all just the base skin with a recolor and/or some small accessory attached to them. Any models that are actually new typically cost even more on top of the already inflated prices we normally get.
For bone weapons, the handles, hilts and other parts should be carved from large human/Ork/xeno bone/horns/skulls. Not just a few chicken bones taped on.
Imagine turning up to a battle against monstrosities and the like with a chicken bone taped to your weapon. Nurgle will be quaking in his boots.
Maybe chickens are xeno in 40k idk…
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I’m just sitting here wondering why Fatshark released an all-black, bone-themed cosmetics set…immediately AFTER Halloween.
Like…there’s 7 different people with credited Marketing/PR roles for this title…and not one person between them all realized that this product release was perhaps slightly mis-timed?
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The weapon skins with corny skellington decals and bones taped on should have been a free Halloween release. In general the store needs to be opened up to the full catalog because the 3 page rotation system sucks.
chickens are a non-trivial contributor to plauge control as when allowed to free range they consume signifigant pest species and turn them into valueable meat for society, reducing the spread of illness and malnutrition. it would make sense for nurgle to be adverse to chickens honestly.
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Like the gnome king in Return to Oz.
My psyker needs a librarian skin already id happily buy one even if its a knockoff version
That would require them to not do the ACTUAL jobs of executives, which is sending emails and snorting coke.
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