Off-Topic Fridays: What Object in Your House Would Be the Worst if It Became Sentient & Could Communicate?

Good morning and Happy Friday! This week’s question:

What object in your house would be the worst if it became sentient and could communicate?

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The printer would be a real ass I know it. But the idea of a sentient, communicative toilet is harrowing

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Garbage can. You do not want to know what some of the stuff that goes in there is. Any FS teasers for Valentines day tommorrow @FatsharkJulia ?

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Definitely the furnace. It’s angry and even ate a chipmunk one time. Imagine it being able to scream through the vents to any room it wants

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So many… to avoid being rather crude… I’ll go with the PC monitor be total distraction doing anything… may have to just stop gaming :sob:

…but then again we don’t know how the sentience may be… if its a chill thing could enhance everything in the home too… think of the…toilet humor :grin:

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