Off-Topic Fridays: If You Could Make One Animal HUGE With No Consequences, Which One?

Heyo!

Excuse the lack of a post last Friday - t’was a Swedish bank holiday.

New week. New Friday. New question! Here we go…

If you could make one animal absolutely HUGE with no consequences, which one?!

:penguin: :chart_increasing:

Hear me out. HUGE PENGUINS. Like, bigger than a house.

I’m thinking Antarctica Attack on Titan. Colonies of the biggest best birbs.

I have no reason other than I love them, and I’d love to see it.

They can be clumsy, which on that scale could be…interesting. Some of them also gift rocks, though I guess this would upscale to boulders?

Then imagine a bunch o’ these bigguns swimmin’ about speedily.

I’m not really seeing any downsides.

Penguins are cool, but give me giant goats all day. Imagine goat screams, but way louder. Cinema.

You guys made Vermintide, it’s because of you :index_pointing_at_the_viewer: that I like rats so much now!




Big hyrax…

Whales.

Just make them even bigger

Snow leopards. There’d be nothing wrong with fluffy big cats cars.

Insect option: Moths. Anything fluffy goes for me.

Are moths goth butterflies or are butterflies perky moths? :thinking:

Huge jumping spiders so I can have a weird dog I take on walks, hehe.

Sea Turtles

Especially babies THEY MUST MAKE IT TO THE OCEAN… and be funny to see seagulls confused when patch day drops

Also think full sized shells may make cool homes / shelters

They have a giant one in Valheim! >:3

Oh cool these are back

Humor me: Alligators as big as their ancestors used to be

Maybe no consequences is debatable cause you’d inevitably see people on the news for trying to do Monster Hunter IRL

Put a bit more apex back in that predator and maybe alligator meat wouldn’t be so dang expensive

Yeah! It turns out that they’d just been a bit busy and distracted for a few weeks, and thus simply forgot to do them. It happens. I ended up DMing Lev about the sudden lack of these, got the explanation, and now they’re back. :grin:

I will not post a picture, but you all can have this gem:

…get your mind out of the gutter, it’s just a bivalve.