As stated in title. Wanted to check the temperature before speaking.
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What about anti-heretic and anti-Nurgle political discourse?
If it’s FOR THE EMPEROR!, it’s okay!
Implying this is politics and not absolute truth, even wanting to discuss it is heresy.
Please follow the Inquisitor.
I missed that, glad I checked here first!
Fatshark culture is centered around Nurgle. They have holidays for Nurgle. They deleted hundreds of thousands lines of Omnissiah-blessed code to free Nurgle. They listen to Nurgle music in their break room. They have a Nurgle Marauder as their president, Marteenus Wahlundus, the Reviled One.
They dress and act like Poxwalkers when they stagger their rotting bodies to work. They draw the entirety of their modern office culture from Nurgle’s Rotgarden. They post sassy gifs about buboes bursting. Their biggest event of the year involves throwing feces in honor of Nurgle. They use Nurgle slang like “Unlive Service” and “Ruinous Pattern Sales” in their team meetings.
When you say “God” they’re not thinking of the God Emperor. They’re thinking of Nurgle. Their dev studio is completely overrun with Nurglings. They worship their Dreg playtesting task force disproportionately filled with Nurgle Cultists and their in-house playtesters consisting of Nurgle Scab Artists. Their men sit around watching Pooball while their women sit around watching Daemonhost talk shows.
They worship Nurgle Demons like “Bobbitius Kottickius” and “John Riccitiellios, the Bilespreader”. Meanwhile they’re attacking the Space Marines who actually built their dev studio from the ground up and got them their first contracts, before Nurgle took over.
Their movie nights are filled with Nurgle Plaguebearers bringing snacks and their elevator music is the sound of Rot Flies buzzing. They send Great Unclean Ones to the Game Conventions and celebrate when these Great Unclean Ones hold their interviews, because those Great Unclean Ones are true green blooded Demons of Pestilence.
They watch Nurgle content online to a point where “Naughty Dog” does not make them think of another media company, but about blistered Pox Hound appendages instead. They will tell you how much they hate Nurgle and how the Rotfathers’s law meme is a stale joke and they are just pretending to love making Nurgle-centric video games, but the evidence speaks for itself in that Fatshark has always been and will be a company of Nurgle loving Nurglings.
I will give your holy script 11/10 Emperor’s gifts, brother Maysonius Mouseius!
Would read it again!
For the Emperor!
Now that’s worthy of a copypasta; wow!