Greetings humans, I am Ziltoid…the omniscient
I have come from far across the omniverse.
You shall fetch me your universe’s ultimate cup of coffee…
Black!

My command!
My dominion!
Memory, heart and all opinion.

You have not convinced mighty Ziltoid
I am so omniscient; if there was to be two omnisciences
I would be both!
Prepare yourselves for the subjugation!

ATTACK!