Will pay 10$ for a key

Fatshark can pay me $10 to login to the game again. That would be per minute.

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how about 5 keys for $10

Seriously, this is wrong in so many ways but I have so many items in my inventory that are a couple of locks removed for perfection, I have some 380’s with terrible blessings and perks that could finally realize their full potential lol

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Lets add some RNG. Each Key only has 1/10 chance to work! Pay Per RNG! Grind As A Service. I think we’re onto something good here.

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By the Emperor’s left index finger, hire this man!

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Don’t forget that every time a key fails, the chance to unlock is reduced by 1% for 24 hours. Gotta think outside the box and be innovative!

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kids are being conditioned these days to think it’s appropriate to be charged money to do basic things in games

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Maybe… Just maybe… the game would still be shitty with maxed items?

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I have been remiss in adding this desperate plea to the wall of mourning.

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