Prayer to the FatShark

Oh, blessed FatShark, your faithful slave turns his pitiful face and crippled soul to you! It’s getting harder and harder for me to bear the weight of your power from time to time! I have crushed thousands of enemies, I have done everything to stop the chaos… but… I’m going astray… I NEED A SIGN
THAT I’M STILL GOING THE RIGHTEOUS WAY.
WHICH NO ONE CAN DOUBT!
Please give an indication, a sign about the future of your blessed slave Victor Saltzpyre! Don’t leave your flock!
Please don’t take this as an impertinence! Your creation is magnificent in many ways and perfect in its imperfection! You are great demiurges, for which many are grateful to you! We ask you only for a sign, only for your two-tailed comet…

May the FatSharks save my soul and mind…

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