# Off-Topic Fridays: Name My Chicken **URL:** \ **Category:** Fatshark Lounge\ **Created:** [September 19, 2025, 12:53pm UTC](https://forums.fatsharkgames.com/t/off-topic-fridays-name-my-chicken/112598 "2025-09-19T12:53:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![FatsharkJulia](https://dub1.discourse-cdn.com/flex013/user_avatar/forums.fatsharkgames.com/fatsharkjulia/32/11653_2.png) [@FatsharkJulia](https://forums.fatsharkgames.com/u/FatsharkJulia)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2025, 12:53pm UTC](https://forums.fatsharkgames.com/t/off-topic-fridays-name-my-chicken/112598/1 "2025-09-19T12:53:47Z")
Happy Friday! Today, I need your help. I rehomed this little chook yesterday evening as she was being bullied by the other hens in her previous home. ☹ She’s a “Frizzle” chicken, is mid-molt and partially nude as a result. She’s very energetic and eats like a horse. This week’s question is: **What should I name my chicken?** ![IMG_4838](https://europe1.discourse-cdn.com/flex013/uploads/fatshark/original/3X/1/6/161e6d3cc0d39fc627f92cb012a630b50d1b28be.jpeg) ---
**Author:** ![CobaltNinja](https://dub1.discourse-cdn.com/flex013/user_avatar/forums.fatsharkgames.com/cobaltninja/32/71678_2.png) [@CobaltNinja](https://forums.fatsharkgames.com/u/CobaltNinja)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2025, 12:55pm UTC](https://forums.fatsharkgames.com/t/off-topic-fridays-name-my-chicken/112598/2 "2025-09-19T12:55:25Z")
Would that I could tell you to use [this thread](https://forums.fatsharkgames.com/t/show-me-your-favorite-reject-names/112096) for inspiration. Cracks me up every time I look at it. I’ve had Caves of Qud on the mind lately, and a particular name that sticks with me is Yymut for some reason, so that’s my suggestion. ---
**Author:** ![psyk](https://dub1.discourse-cdn.com/flex013/user_avatar/forums.fatsharkgames.com/psyk/32/96060_2.png) [@psyk](https://forums.fatsharkgames.com/u/psyk)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2025, 2:55pm UTC](https://forums.fatsharkgames.com/t/off-topic-fridays-name-my-chicken/112598/3 "2025-09-19T14:55:45Z")
name her chicken ---
**Author:** ![Durandal94](https://dub1.discourse-cdn.com/flex013/user_avatar/forums.fatsharkgames.com/durandal94/32/113472_2.png) [@Durandal94](https://forums.fatsharkgames.com/u/Durandal94)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2025, 2:58pm UTC](https://forums.fatsharkgames.com/t/off-topic-fridays-name-my-chicken/112598/4 "2025-09-19T14:58:10Z")
Nugget ---
**Author:** ![Lt.DavinFelth](https://dub1.discourse-cdn.com/flex013/user_avatar/forums.fatsharkgames.com/lt.davinfelth/32/63279_2.png) [@Lt.DavinFelth](https://forums.fatsharkgames.com/u/Lt.DavinFelth)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2025, 4:01pm UTC](https://forums.fatsharkgames.com/t/off-topic-fridays-name-my-chicken/112598/5 "2025-09-19T16:01:31Z")
Stompa Hunter! ![image](https://europe1.discourse-cdn.com/flex013/uploads/fatshark/original/3X/7/d/7deb43931c4d7feb962feb4094bda872b59ee92e.jpeg) Maybe Coffee or Recaf? She has black feathers after all. Simple and elegant. ![image](https://europe1.discourse-cdn.com/flex013/uploads/fatshark/original/3X/a/e/aecd2312171439486229f9241331075ec467519f.jpeg) ---
**Author:** ![FatsharkJulia](https://dub1.discourse-cdn.com/flex013/user_avatar/forums.fatsharkgames.com/fatsharkjulia/32/11653_2.png) [@FatsharkJulia](https://forums.fatsharkgames.com/u/FatsharkJulia)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2025, 4:55pm UTC](https://forums.fatsharkgames.com/t/off-topic-fridays-name-my-chicken/112598/6 "2025-09-19T16:55:06Z")
> [@CobaltNinja](#): > > Would that I could tell you to use [this thread](https://forums.fatsharkgames.com/t/show-me-your-favorite-reject-names/112096) for inspiration. Cracks me up every time I look at it. Imagine calling out _GasStationCrakHead_ for all the neighbours to hear when trying to summon her back to the run. 🥲 ---
**Author:** ![CobaltNinja](https://dub1.discourse-cdn.com/flex013/user_avatar/forums.fatsharkgames.com/cobaltninja/32/71678_2.png) [@CobaltNinja](https://forums.fatsharkgames.com/u/CobaltNinja)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2025, 5:16pm UTC](https://forums.fatsharkgames.com/t/off-topic-fridays-name-my-chicken/112598/7 "2025-09-19T17:16:11Z")
One Fart Only is one for the history books ---
**Author:** ![anon73549677](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/da6949/32.png) [@anon73549677](https://forums.fatsharkgames.com/u/anon73549677)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2025, 6:07pm UTC](https://forums.fatsharkgames.com/t/off-topic-fridays-name-my-chicken/112598/8 "2025-09-19T18:07:00Z")
Ok, I’m hooked. She’s giving…inverted Princess Mononoke vibes. ![mononoke](https://europe1.discourse-cdn.com/flex013/uploads/fatshark/original/3X/c/1/c1e519ff507a5034996851e7ad1ae20fed9214e0.jpeg) ---
**Author:** ![Headhunter](https://dub1.discourse-cdn.com/flex013/user_avatar/forums.fatsharkgames.com/headhunter/32/62026_2.png) [@Headhunter](https://forums.fatsharkgames.com/u/Headhunter)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2025, 7:40pm UTC](https://forums.fatsharkgames.com/t/off-topic-fridays-name-my-chicken/112598/9 "2025-09-19T19:40:53Z")
When I see chicken, all I can think of. ![image](https://europe1.discourse-cdn.com/flex013/uploads/fatshark/original/3X/3/a/3a8c5599a9406fee9fe591f33f7f46f7aa6a66cc.png) ---
**Author:** ![DashHandsome](https://dub1.discourse-cdn.com/flex013/user_avatar/forums.fatsharkgames.com/dashhandsome/32/84720_2.png) [@DashHandsome](https://forums.fatsharkgames.com/u/DashHandsome)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2025, 11:55pm UTC](https://forums.fatsharkgames.com/t/off-topic-fridays-name-my-chicken/112598/10 "2025-09-19T23:55:45Z")
Glad my attempt at having at least one positive/funny thread is living in some peoples brain space 🫡 I’m now forever incapable of hearing any zealot voiceline with “beneficent emperor” in it without thinking of _Beneficent-Baller_ Good idea though, take a name like Mistress Baguette and make it fit the chicken. She’s a frizzle chicken so there you go: Mistress Frizzle, or just Miss Frizzle. Shorten it to Miss Frizz even. Oh, wait Oh no ![](https://europe1.discourse-cdn.com/flex013/uploads/fatshark/original/3X/c/5/c5d512bbcc8e29735601ae0ced564351e043177c.jpeg) ---
**Author:** ![CobaltNinja](https://dub1.discourse-cdn.com/flex013/user_avatar/forums.fatsharkgames.com/cobaltninja/32/71678_2.png) [@CobaltNinja](https://forums.fatsharkgames.com/u/CobaltNinja)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2025, 12:08am UTC](https://forums.fatsharkgames.com/t/off-topic-fridays-name-my-chicken/112598/11 "2025-09-20T00:08:59Z")
It’s a good reminder that however flawed the game is and grimdark the setting, people will still find a way to goof off. Jerkin it in elevators is a time-honored tradition among Guardsmen and Arbites alike. ---
**Author:** ![MarxistDictator](https://dub1.discourse-cdn.com/flex013/user_avatar/forums.fatsharkgames.com/marxistdictator/32/106716_2.png) [@MarxistDictator](https://forums.fatsharkgames.com/u/MarxistDictator)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2025, 12:25am UTC](https://forums.fatsharkgames.com/t/off-topic-fridays-name-my-chicken/112598/12 "2025-09-20T00:25:40Z")
Oscar Goldman. My cat’s name is Nugget so I can’t endorse you stealing his brand. ---
**Author:** ![Raichu](https://dub1.discourse-cdn.com/flex013/user_avatar/forums.fatsharkgames.com/raichu/32/111655_2.png) [@Raichu](https://forums.fatsharkgames.com/u/Raichu)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2025, 2:07am UTC](https://forums.fatsharkgames.com/t/off-topic-fridays-name-my-chicken/112598/13 "2025-09-20T02:07:09Z")
I had some chickens until my HoA caught me -.- my favorite was a black hen turned out to be the dominant hen and named her after a favorite character from Sword of Truth book series character **Nicci**. TV Series adaptation (She always wore black named by others as “Death’s Mistress”) ![image](https://europe1.discourse-cdn.com/flex013/uploads/fatshark/original/3X/7/3/7349366b5d04d41b3ba679f906c069ef4922d342.jpeg) ![IMG_3629](https://europe1.discourse-cdn.com/flex013/uploads/fatshark/original/3X/e/6/e6cb4e27e47af13bb11232beabd482eacba86e40.jpeg) ![IMG_3631](https://europe1.discourse-cdn.com/flex013/uploads/fatshark/original/3X/d/b/db908e610fdd295fe8a6a1e0a73771371b84c25c.jpeg) ---
**Author:** ![Lt.DavinFelth](https://dub1.discourse-cdn.com/flex013/user_avatar/forums.fatsharkgames.com/lt.davinfelth/32/63279_2.png) [@Lt.DavinFelth](https://forums.fatsharkgames.com/u/Lt.DavinFelth)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2025, 11:57am UTC](https://forums.fatsharkgames.com/t/off-topic-fridays-name-my-chicken/112598/14 "2025-09-20T11:57:25Z")
Oh man… HOA. Hatred for them and their equivalents is famous and usually well justified. Kark them. Judgement: Hatemace enema. ![HateEnema_NoLube](https://europe1.discourse-cdn.com/flex013/uploads/fatshark/original/3X/d/3/d37c5a1ba9d9d495b7c753617ef6ec202d46cc54.jpeg) ---
**Author:** ![CitizenKhaine](https://dub1.discourse-cdn.com/flex013/user_avatar/forums.fatsharkgames.com/citizenkhaine/32/116782_2.png) [@CitizenKhaine](https://forums.fatsharkgames.com/u/CitizenKhaine)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2025, 1:14pm UTC](https://forums.fatsharkgames.com/t/off-topic-fridays-name-my-chicken/112598/15 "2025-09-20T13:14:48Z")
Ziggy! ---
**Author:** ![CobaltNinja](https://dub1.discourse-cdn.com/flex013/user_avatar/forums.fatsharkgames.com/cobaltninja/32/71678_2.png) [@CobaltNinja](https://forums.fatsharkgames.com/u/CobaltNinja)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2025, 1:31pm UTC](https://forums.fatsharkgames.com/t/off-topic-fridays-name-my-chicken/112598/16 "2025-09-20T13:31:48Z")
“The only thing worse than a Commissar is an HOA representative” - Common Guard Wisdom ---
**Author:** ![dwOd\_v4nd4hl](https://dub1.discourse-cdn.com/flex013/user_avatar/forums.fatsharkgames.com/dwod_v4nd4hl/32/100854_2.png) [@dwOd\_v4nd4hl](https://forums.fatsharkgames.com/u/dwOd_v4nd4hl)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2025, 1:37pm UTC](https://forums.fatsharkgames.com/t/off-topic-fridays-name-my-chicken/112598/17 "2025-09-20T13:37:17Z")
# Be’lakor ---
**Author:** ![CobaltNinja](https://dub1.discourse-cdn.com/flex013/user_avatar/forums.fatsharkgames.com/cobaltninja/32/71678_2.png) [@CobaltNinja](https://forums.fatsharkgames.com/u/CobaltNinja)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2025, 1:40pm UTC](https://forums.fatsharkgames.com/t/off-topic-fridays-name-my-chicken/112598/18 "2025-09-20T13:40:12Z")
Be’lacluck! ---
**Author:** ![Exanimia](https://dub1.discourse-cdn.com/flex013/user_avatar/forums.fatsharkgames.com/exanimia/32/20081_2.png) [@Exanimia](https://forums.fatsharkgames.com/u/Exanimia)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2025, 5:30pm UTC](https://forums.fatsharkgames.com/t/off-topic-fridays-name-my-chicken/112598/19 "2025-09-20T17:30:56Z")
Cadbury, Hobnob, Digestive, Biscoff? > Imagine calling out _GasStationCrakHead_ for all the neighbours to hear when trying to summon her back to the run. 🥲 I have seen your chickens attempt to eat paint chips; it might be apt. ---
**Author:** ![Argonaut14](https://dub1.discourse-cdn.com/flex013/user_avatar/forums.fatsharkgames.com/argonaut14/32/13131_2.png) [@Argonaut14](https://forums.fatsharkgames.com/u/Argonaut14)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2025, 10:30pm UTC](https://forums.fatsharkgames.com/t/off-topic-fridays-name-my-chicken/112598/21 "2025-09-24T22:30:33Z")
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